If you read the headline of this post could you guess which of those words struck the most fear in my heart????? Bush? nah, he’s so five minutes ago. Global Warming, scary but I am trying to make Gore proud. Terrorists? The whole terror thing is such a ploy to make our lives even more complicated and annoying,IMHO. Hillary? She kind of reminds me of a nasty and overbearing teacher I had in high school (do you ever get the feeling that she THINKS she knows what is best for everyone else and she is going to put us in the back of the class if we raise our hand out of turn?), scary but ignorable. Nope, it is none of the above. That’s right … the winner is… FILIFORM. It is aluminum leprosy. It is the nasty little demon who threatens to take away that beautiful, shiny, twinkling exterior and replace it with something akin to a bad sunburn peeling away dead lifeless skin. And there is no restylane or botox cure for this affliction. Now, I admit, I am plagued with what may be an unreasonable amount of fear of this happening to our trailer. If I had my way I would lock our International in an hermetically sealed bubble between trips. Where salt, chlorinated water and any other contaminate would not be welcome. I know, it’s silly this fear of mine. It’s not like it causes any structural issues. It’s not dangerous. It doesn’t prevent you from being able to camp or take a hot shower. It doesn’t even shorten the life span of the aluminum (I hope). But what it does do is rob of us of that vital part of Airstream afficianado-ness…. the long minutes (for some of us hours) gazing at the rounded, sparkling, silvery exterior in complete adoration. Why…….why……..why? There have been owners who have lovingly and dutifully cared for their Airstreams and have still been afflicted. They do not deserve this. Why, after hours of muscle aching cleaning, polishing and waxing, should this happen to a (it started when it was ONE) 4 year old trailer!?!?!?! Well, it has sparked some very long and careful consideration by Roman and myself. Rome wanted to leave the trailer in Encinitas (we could have cheap/safe storage there) and I about fell over and had a coronary. My argument went something like; "What!!!!??? Leave our trailer? Abandon it to suffer it’s own fate? Never. Have you read the posts on airforums? Have you? NO WAY. Over my dead body. I would rather rub broken glass in my eyes!" After coming to his senses we brought the trailer home. Where to park it (it’s former parking space is currently a construction site) we are not sure yet. But one thing is sure… it is farther away from the salty air of SoCal which means one step further away from that evil little demon filiform.
Tags: airstreaming, aluminitis, rants, camping, travel trailers

